So a few years ago one of my dad's coworkers posed an interesting question. "Anyone know a good way to blow up a gingerbread house?" I right away came up with great instructions. Alas, these did not make it to his coworker. But! I found them just the other day and went, "I HAVE to post this!!"
How To Blow Up A Gingerbread House
1. Blow up a balloon with helium.
2. Dip said balloon in gasoline.
3. After dipped in gasoline, dip in gunpowder.
4. Make a trail of gunpowder to location. ((Make sure location is a safe distance from balloon - and anything potentially flammable!))
5. Put gingerbread house over the balloon.
6. Light the trail of gunpowder.
7. When gunpowder reaches balloon and house...house goes BOOM!!
Now, I'm not encouraging doing this. For starters I don't even know where'd you acquire gunpowder. Secondly, it's dangerous. Thirdly, things could go terribly wrong. But man...would that also be fun to watch.... Oh, and fourthly. I'm willing to bet this would likely be illegal. I don't know. But it seems like something that would be - so don't do it! This is meant to be a funny post.
Well! Have a great, happy, and SAFE Holiday!! *Grin*
PS: Didn't update for a long while due to some interesting things. I shall post about those later. And more about that corn stuff like I seem to remember saying I would.
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